Free Pantry • Ebook
Wally the Werewolf Learns Patience
The free doorway into Blackthorne Academy. A young werewolf, a ticking hourglass, and learning that waiting doesn’t mean losing.
100% Free • PDF
MeekDuke Books • Est. 2026 • Springfield, Missouri
For every book sold, we donate a book to a child who needs one. That’s our promise.
Children’s stories, classics, and more — every book formatted for neurodivergent readers first, in the SeeMore Format: clear type, generous spacing, nobody left out of the story.
The Foyer • Pick a Room
No endless scroll. Pick the room you came for — everything for it lives inside, shelved like a catalog. The Free Pantry is free, the Vault is 18+, and the Manor Shop is right here on the ground floor.
✦ Our company promise ✦
Every purchase does double duty. When you buy a book from us, we give a book to a child who needs one — through schools, shelters, foster youth programs, and hospitals. No forms to fill out. No extra cost to you, and no cost to them. It’s simply books finding the kids who need them most.
This didn’t come from a board meeting. It came straight from our founder’s heart. That’s our promise.
Buy one • Give one • Always free to the child✦ The Free Pantry ✦ Help Yourself
This shelf never empties. Grab a free read, a laugh, or something to color — straight from us, no sign-up, no strings. Every download helps prove that free books change lives.
✦ Welcome to the Pantry ✦
Everything on this shelf is free — no sign-up, no strings, take what you need. And if you’d like the shelf to keep coming to you, there are two doors:
Missouri families with a child under 5 → the Treehouse Pack (our Family Pack): Wally right away, then a free book by email on the 1st of every month.
Everywhere else → The SeeMore Press, our free monthly letter: a free book in your inbox every month, plus new releases.
✦ New — The Treehouse Pack ✦
Missouri froze enrollment in Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library on July 1, 2026 — so babies born since then can’t sign up. We’re MeekDuke Books, a little Springfield publisher, and until enrollment reopens we’ll do it ourselves: Missouri families with a child under 5 who couldn’t enroll can sign up here, free.
You get Wally the Werewolf Learns Patience right away, then a new Blackthorne Academy book by email on the 1st of every month — in series order, starting with Book 1, Baby Booger — plus read-alouds and activity pages, and a graduation book the month they turn five. Honor system: if you’re a Missouri family and your child couldn’t enroll, you’re in.
Sign up for the Treehouse Pack →
One pack per child. Need to change your email or address? Just tell us — anytime, no hassle.
We keep your child’s name, your name, your email, your ZIP code, and the month they turn five — nothing else. Ever. You’re in until they turn five — no renewals.
No email? Paper signup sheets are headed to library branches across Missouri, starting with our founding partners at the Springfield-Greene County Library — ask at yours, or call the library and they can point you here. A filled-in sheet reaches us three ways: sign up online with the form linked above, email a photo or scan of your sheet to meekduke07@gmail.com, or hand it in at a participating library or partner desk and they’ll send it to us. The Treehouse Pack (our Family Pack) is a MeekDuke Books program, inspired by Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library; it is not affiliated with or endorsed by the Dollywood Foundation.
Free Pantry • Ebook
The free doorway into Blackthorne Academy. A young werewolf, a ticking hourglass, and learning that waiting doesn’t mean losing.
100% Free • PDF
Free Pantry • Tax Helper The forms that show up in January, in plain English — 1099-NEC, 1099-K, MISC, INT and DIV: what each one is, what the boxes mean, and what to do when a number looks wrong. General information, never advice.
100% Free • PDF
Free Pantry • Ebook
ADHD humor that hits a little too close to home. Short, funny, and free — for every brain that has ever lost its keys twice in one morning.
100% Free • EPUB
Free Pantry • Printable
Printable Wally coloring pages for children, classrooms, and grown-ups who still love crayons. Print it, color it, share it.
100% Free • PDF
Free Pantry • Resource Guide
A state-by-state directory of who’s who for families raising neurodivergent children — evaluators, therapists, and resources in all 50 states.
100% Free • PDF
Free Pantry • Printable
Twelve months of our book cover artwork. Print it, hang it, enjoy it — a whole year of Blackthorne Academy on your wall.
100% Free • PDF
Free Pantry • Ebook
She’s small, she’s mighty, and she does things her own way. The first full Blackthorne adventure — in the SeeMore Format.
100% Free • EPUB
Free Pantry • Ebook
Down the rabbit hole with type readers can actually read. The SeeMore Classics edition — free on Ko-fi.
100% Free • EPUB
Free Pantry • Ebook
The yellow brick road, rebuilt in the SeeMore Format — clear type, generous spacing, for every reader.
100% Free • EPUB
Free Pantry • Ebook
How toys become real, retold with room to breathe — in the SeeMore Format, for every reader.
100% Free • EPUBEverything on this shelf is free forever — take one, take them all, pass them along.
✦ The Next Shelf ✦
Small things, reader-priced — every one of them helps keep the free shelf stocked.
Buy a Kid a Book — $1 puts a book in a kid’s hands. Give a dollar any time — no checkout needed — on top of our own buy-one-give-one promise.
$1 • Tip Jar
Manor Shop • Gifts
They grip the page gently — no dog-ears, no slipped-out receipts. A stocking-stuffer for every reader on your list.
$9.99
Manor Shop • Gifts
A tree decoration a bookstore would invent. Set of three, ready to hang on the tree or the bookshelf.
$11.99Loved a free read enough to shelve it? The Blackthorne books live in print in the Kids’ Bedroom — paperbacks shipped to your door.
Print EditionsMeekDuke Manor • The Kids’ Bedroom
Storybooks for the readers this house was built for — plus the accessibility editions, so every reader gets in every way.
Books 0–8, the bedtime tales, and the whole shelf in one box. Digital editions run $5.99 (Wally is free forever); print picture books ship from Lulu.

The free doorway into Blackthorne. A young werewolf, a ticking hourglass, and learning that waiting doesn’t mean losing.
FREE
She’s small, she’s mighty, and she does things her own way. The first full Blackthorne adventure.
$5.99
The boy-banshee finds his voice — all of it.
$5.99 digital · $11.99 print
Built different, piece by piece, on purpose.
$5.99 digital · $11.99 print
Some of us do our best thinking after lights-out.
$5.99 digital · $11.99 print
A sticky little creature learns what letting go takes.
$5.99 digital · $11.99 print
Presents, surprises, and taking your own sweet time.
$5.99 digital · $10.99 print
Miss Itty Bitty is in. Bring your big feelings.
$5.99 digital · $10.99 print
Two sides, one principal, zero boring assemblies.
$5.99 digital · $10.99 print
Every creature, every book, one shelf. The complete storybook collection.
$29.99 digital · $27.99 print
The academy after lights-out. Gentle stories for winding little creatures down — and grown-ups, too.
$5.99The same stories, more ways in: listen to the audiobook, watch along with the captioned read-aloud video, or learn alongside with the four learning PDFs. Frankie, Karson, and Victor lead the shelf — nobody misses the story.

Built different, piece by piece, on purpose — in your ears. The narrated MP3 edition, ready wherever you listen.
$5.99
The story on screen with full captions — watch along and read the words as they land.
$5.99
Four learning PDFs to go with the story — activities and supports that grow with the reader.
$9.99
The audiobook, the captioned read-aloud video, and the learning PDFs bundle — the whole Frankie experience in one drop.
$17.99
The boy-banshee finds his voice — all of it, out loud. The narrated MP3 edition.
$5.99
The story on screen with full captions — watch along and read the words as they land.
$5.99
Four learning PDFs to go with the story — activities and supports that grow with the reader.
$9.99
The audiobook, the captioned read-aloud video, and the learning PDFs bundle — Karson’s story, every way a reader needs it.
$17.99
Some of us do our best thinking after lights-out — now in your ears. The narrated MP3 edition.
$5.99
The story on screen with full captions — watch along and read the words as they land.
$5.99
Four learning PDFs to go with the story — activities and supports that grow with the reader.
$9.99
The audiobook, the captioned read-aloud video, and the learning PDFs bundle — Victor’s story, every way a reader needs it.
$17.99MeekDuke Manor • The Library
The great old stories, rebuilt in the SeeMore Format: clear type, generous spacing, no homework energy.
A century of stories rebuilt in the SeeMore Format. Set 1 is print-first; Sets 2 and 3 are $5.99 digital singles or $9.99 boxes.

Down the rabbit hole with type a new generation of brains can actually read. Print edition.
$19.99 print
The yellow brick road, rebuilt in the SeeMore Format. Print edition.
$18.99 print
How toys become real, retold with room to breathe. Print edition.
$16.99 print
Alice, Oz, and the Velveteen Rabbit in one print box. Print edition.
$29.99 print
A locked garden and the kids who bring it back to life, in clear SeeMore type.
$5.99 digital · $14.99 print
Anne Shirley, exactly as dramatic as she should be, in a format that keeps up with her.
$5.99 digital · $17.99 print
Second star to the right, with type that never makes you squint.
$5.99 digital · $17.99 print
The Secret Garden, Anne of Green Gables & Peter Pan — the digital box.
$9.99 box set
Maps, mutiny, and long John Silver — darker art for older readers.
$5.99
One doctor, two doors, no way back. The junior-high set’s dark heart.
$5.99
Buck, the Yukon, and the law of club and fang — built for older readers.
$5.99
Treasure Island, Jekyll & Hyde, and The Call of the Wild — the digital box.
$9.99 box setMeekDuke Manor • The Study
Guides that read paperwork back in plain words, humor for the road, and the free Decoder tool.
True stories, useful trouble, and the jokebooks. Prices here are ours and exact. (The horror lives in the Vault — adults only, down the hall.)

A celebration of brains that zig when the world zags — and a reminder that different was never broken.
$5.99 ebook · $16.99 print · $21.99 hardcover
The AI-assisted publishing system that built this house, written down as a real book — the method, the mess, and the whole nine yards.
$9.99 ebook · $14.99 paperback
We Have Arrived — We Just Can’t Get Off the Train. Part jokebook, part field guide to a brain that runs on its own schedule. The free edition is the full book’s front half — take it.
FREE edition
The 120-page digital ADHD planner for brains with 100 tabs open. Funny because it’s true; useful for the same reason.
$17.99
Your insurance Explanation of Benefits, translated line by line — every field, the money math, and the denial codes in plain words. We translate; we never advise, and we never want to see your documents.
$14.99 ebook
Taxes for self-published authors, in plain English — royalties, expenses, records, estimated taxes, and the 1099 family. General information that walks you into tax season organized.
$19.99 ebookThe Decoder Family • Free Tool
Got a medical letter, a hospital bill, or an insurance “Explanation of Benefits” that reads like a foreign language? Take a photo of it. The Decoder reads it and tells you what the words say — in plain English.
We translate. We never keep your photo or your letter. Your picture is read once, translated, and forgotten — nothing is stored, ever. And this is not medical advice — it just tells you what the words say.
Please read: the Decoder translates words only. It does not give medical, insurance, legal, or financial advice, and it cannot say what you should do. MeekDuke Books is not a medical, legal, or insurance professional. For advice about your own situation, talk to the office that sent the letter, or to a professional you trust. And please — never email us your documents. This tool keeps nothing, and that is on purpose.
MeekDuke Manor • The Vault
The manor’s after-dark wing. Everything grown-up lives in this one room.
Our newest book, hitched to the poster that will not stop travelling.

STAY FROSTY: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse — thirteen chapters of the real craft: water, food, shelter, first aid, and the dead themselves. Simple on purpose.
Ebook $3.99 · Paperback $12.99 · by Timothy LaDukeAdults only beyond this point. This is the horror shelf — it lives here, behind the 18+ sign, and nowhere else in the manor.
The Vault is open after dark. THE VAULT AFTER DARK opens with “The Porch Light,” and POOH SEES DEAD PEOPLE begins with “The Man Who Was Already Waiting” — two new story shows, free to watch on our YouTube (@meekdukebooks), with new nights to come. Adults only: step in, turn the lights down, and press play.
Blue-collar, brutal dystopian romantasy where romance is the rebellion — slow burn, forbidden, fade to black. Every ebook is set in the MeekDuke SeeMore Format and includes the free Access Edition. THE TERRITORIES SAGA CONTINUES — COMING SOON: THE TITHE · THE LONG COLD · SEEDKEEPER · and the finale, PAID IN FULL — future arcs, not yet published.

Mara Kade sells five years of her life to Mercer Compound — and becomes the hand that secretly buries forty-one freed names in its ledgers, in her own handwriting. Blue-collar, brutal dystopian romantasy where romance is the rebellion. Slow burn, forbidden, fade to black — set in the SeeMore Format, with a free Access Edition ebook included.
$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperback
The Audit has come to Mercer Compound, and somewhere inside it sits the true ledger — proof that could hang everyone it saved, or hang the Authority instead. Book Two of THE CONTRACT: dystopian romantasy in the SeeMore Format, with a free Access Edition ebook included.
$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperback
Mara Kade rides with the true ledger against her ribs while its copies spread station to station, read aloud at the bell — a count in a hundred yards at once can’t be burned. Book Three of THE CONTRACT: dystopian romantasy in the SeeMore Format, with a free Access Edition ebook included.
$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperbackAdults only beyond this door. This is the horror shelf — it lives here, behind the 18+ sign, and nowhere else in the manor.

Nineteen pages of kindling for your own nightmares — one hundred ways into the dark.
$3.00
A 22-page dispatch from a place that hums wrong. Adult horror in its rawest, zine-sized form.
$5.00Not on the shelf yet — still in the dark, on their way to the only room in the manor where they belong. Adults only, 18+.
Adult Horror • 18+The tale you know as Cinderella
The slipper was never glass — it was gold, and the tree gives all of what you ask for. All of it.
Coming Soon
Adult Horror • 18+The tale you know as Sleeping Beauty
No kiss woke her. The splinter came out — the story stayed in.
Coming Soon
Adult Horror • A Novel • 18+Every port, a grave. Every grave, entered in a fair hand.
Coming SoonMeekDuke Manor • The Gallery
Box sets and bundles, the 2027 wall calendars, and the seasonal shelf while the season lasts.
One per character, or the whole academy for one site. Bundles are $11.99 each; the site-license kit covers everything.

Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Storybook + audiobook + captioned read-aloud video + learning PDF. One character, every way to read them.
$11.99
Every character, every format — storybooks, audio, video, learning PDFs — licensed for one classroom or childcare site.
$84.99A printable side-quest kit built around the counselor’s office. The PDF is built; the listing is not. Watch this shelf.
Coming SoonOne calendar is live; the rest are art-done and being bound. Coming-soon calendars carry no price and no button until they hang.

A year inside the academy — twelve months of candlelit halls and little creatures.
$14.99
365 days of ADHD humor. Art done, pages being bound.
Coming Soon
The box-logo year. Art done, pages being bound.
Coming Soon
Twelve months of beautiful dread.
Coming Soon
Trash panda, all year.
Coming Soon
A year in the branches.
Coming Soon
An original after-dark mystery in 12 chapters — a new piece of the story every month.
Coming Soon
An original serial mystery, one chapter a month.
Coming Soon
A year with one month too many.
Coming Soon
Twelve months of inked art.
Coming SoonA 31-day countdown build approved and queued — it lands with the season, not before.
Coming SoonTwo guest calendars, stocked for the season and gone when it turns. These ship from our supplier, so order a little early.

A wolf howling at the full moon under the northern lights — twelve months of 2027, free stickers included. Limit 1 per customer. Ships from our supplier — delivery typically 7–13 days.
$16.99
Spooky season all year — a black cat, a jack-o’-lantern, and twelve months of 2027. Limit 1 per customer. Ships from our supplier — delivery typically 7–13 days.
$11.99MeekDuke Manor • The Conservatory
Dense, intricate coloring and activity books (grown-up ones), plus journals and planners.
Thick continuous outlines, big colorable pages, pure black on white — the house standard, for kids and grown-ups.

Fifty gothic coloring pages: a flooded tower stair, candlelit halls, and a whole haunted manor riding out the storm — each design on its own right-hand page with a blank back, so markers never bleed through. For grown-ups who like their cozy with a chill.
$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperback
Fifty classic flash designs, one to a page — daggers and roses, swallows and ships, a death-head moth, a peacock in full display — the whole wall of a great tattoo shop, ready for your color.
$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperback
Fifty scenes from the world after the fall — a beached carrier, a fallen library, a flooded cathedral, a mall gone back to forest — each on its own page with a blank back for markers. Detailed, cinematic line work for colorists who like their ruins beautiful.
$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperback
Fifty pages of oddly wired chaos for the neurodivergent and the people who love them: a raccoon running a desk buried in browser tabs, and sayings you’ll want to color in and put on the fridge. Big outline sayings are colorable too — plus one bonus sloth page.
$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperback
House-standard coloring — bold, clean line work, big colorable pages — plus activities with the whole class.
$9.99
8 coloring pages, 3 party games, decorations, and 2 cut-out masks — a whole party in one download.
$7.99
Sixty-eight pages of candlelit calm for adult brains — print edition, US Letter.
$11.03 printOne hundred six pages, all eight Black Thorn Academy characters, ninety-five coloring pages in house-standard line work. Paperback from Lulu, or the PDF download direct from us.
$12.99 paperback · $5.99 PDFPaper for tab-filled brains. Zazzle prints and ships these; the price lives on the listing, one tap away.

The 6.5″×8.75″ spiral notebook for brains that plan in spirals, not straight lines.
Price on Zazzle
A daily planner that expects the tabs, the tangents, and the 2 a.m. second wind.
Price on Zazzle
Order off the menu your brain actually serves from. A journal for tracking what works.
Price on ZazzleODDLY WIRED SUPPLY CO.
Every piece of MeekDuke merch in one store — apparel, reading gear, mugs, sensory tools, decor and neon, each on its own labeled shelf. Everything is made or shipped to order by our supplier partners, and every order supports the Free Pantry.
Made to order — please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery. For every book sold we donate a book to a child who needs one.
Jump to a shelf: Apparel & Wearables · Tees · Reading Gear · Mugs & Drinkware · Stickers, Journals & Paper Goods · Sensory & Fidget · Home, Decor & Plush · Custom Neon Signs · The Decoder Desk · 🎄 Christmas Gift Guide
Hoodies, tees & the Oddly Wired closet — if you wear it, it is here.


Ask me about my special interest. Dealer energy for brains that run on hyperfocus.

You see nothing. Glitch lettering for every brain that would like to be left pleasantly…

Meeting postponed indefinitely — we forgot why we scheduled it.

Zero spoons left and the drawer is closed. One lone spoon, standing by for tomorrow.


Our graffiti crown on a sturdy kitchen apron — the Coffee Nook's official uniform.
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Faux-leather belt with our graffiti crown engraved on the buckle.
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Fingerless, moody, and made for October forever.
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Bone hands that glow when the lights go down.
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A blanket you wear. Sleeves included, dignity optional.
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An extra-long wearable blanket with a hood. Full cocoon mode.
Buy — $29.99
The plush one. Sherpa-lined wrap for maximum couch commitment.
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The Oddly Wired logo hoodie — on Fourthwall, opening soon (link lands on its coming-soon page).
Buy — $39.99
The horde’s at the fence and somebody finally wrote the manual.
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The bag’s packed, the street’s empty, the lamp’s still lit.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $39.57
Oddly Wired Supply Co. tee — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $18.24Book lights, page holders, stands & bookmarks — the reader’s toolkit.

Clips to your book or headboard, with warm settings for late-night chapters.
Buy — $11.99
A slim light that slips between the pages and switches itself off when time's up.
Buy — $11.99Holds the book open with one hand. Your thumb sends its thanks.
Buy — $9.99
Props books and tablets at exactly your angle — desk, kitchen, or bed.
Buy — $19.99
Tinted strips that keep your eyes on the line — a reader staple around here.
Buy — $9.99
Wears like a necklace, aims like a flashlight. Hands-free light for readers and crafters.
Buy — $14.99

Festive little page-keepers that fold over the page and hold on magnetically — no…
Buy — $9.99The coffee corner of the store.

Six hooks for the mug collection that has outgrown the cabinet.
Buy — $18.99
Measures your scoop, then clips the bag shut. One tool, two jobs.
Buy — $9.99
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $15.90
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $16.71
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $14.33
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $16.71
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $16.71
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $14.33
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $16.71
Oddly Wired Supply Co. mug — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $16.71Every mug on this shelf is printed to order in our Zazzle store. The Fourthwall storefront link is shelved in Apparel & Wearables above.
Stickers, journals, and Wally greeting cards — printed to order in our Zazzle store.

Oddly Wired Supply Co. sticker — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $2.85
Oddly Wired Supply Co. sticker — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Buy on Zazzle — $6.72
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Oddly Wired Supply Co. sticker — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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Buy on Zazzle — $2.85
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Buy on Zazzle — $2.85
Oddly Wired Supply Co. journal — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $12.46
Oddly Wired Supply Co. journal — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $12.46
Oddly Wired Supply Co. journal — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $12.46
A Wally the Werewolf greeting card from MeekDuke Books — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $2.46
A Wally the Werewolf greeting card from MeekDuke Books — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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A Wally the Werewolf greeting card from MeekDuke Books — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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A Wally the Werewolf greeting card from MeekDuke Books — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
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A Wally the Werewolf greeting card from MeekDuke Books — printed to order, sold on Zazzle.
Buy on Zazzle — $2.46Stims, spinners, timers & calm-down tools.

A twenty-sided decision-maker that spins. Let the die fidget for you.
Buy — $24.99
One gloriously clicky key on a chain. Click responsibly. Or don't.
Buy — $9.99



Flip it to the minutes you want — focus sessions without touching your phone.
Buy — $24.99
Flip-to-start focus timer for deep-work sprints and study blocks.
Buy — $24.99

Rough little touch stickers for desks and phone backs — rub them back to calm.
Buy — $7.99
Slide it: Come In / Do Not Disturb / Out. Say it without saying it.
Buy — $13.99
The infinity loop in enamel. Everybody's welcome — that's the whole point.
Buy — $9.99Book nooks, lamps, plush & oddities for the reading room.

A tiny treehouse for your shelf, desk, or terrarium kingdom.
Buy — $44.99
A little tree house that lights up — shelf magic after dark.
Buy — $24.99
Build a tiny owl-run bookstore that lives between your real books.
Buy — $24.99

A build-it-yourself wooden book nook with working lights.
Buy — $49.99
A build-it-yourself wooden Christmas cabin that lives between your books — touch-switch…
Buy — $29.99
Ten tiny luminous raccoons. Hide them everywhere. We would.
Buy — $14.99



A turtle who works at a bookstore. Relatable. Huggable.
Buy — $29.99

Throws a whole galaxy across your ceiling. Sensory-room gold.
Buy — $14.99
Four skull candlesticks for the horror shelf. LED tealights recommended.
Buy — $24.99


Clear acrylic ornaments shaped like a tiny stack of books — the tree decoration a…
Buy — $11.99Handmade to order, about 60 cm, US plug & dimmer. We send a proof for your OK before it is made.

Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99
Custom neon sign, handmade to order at about 60 cm, with US plug and dimmer.
Buy — $199.99Plain-words paperwork tools (also shelved in the Study).

Your insurance Explanation of Benefits, translated line by line: every field, the money…
Buy — $14.99
Taxes for self-published authors, in plain English: royalties, expenses, records,…
Buy — $19.99Our Christmas gift guide, shelved by the reader you’re shopping for. Every ebook arrives instantly; the made-to-order gifts can take up to 4 weeks, so order those early. And every book sold here sends another book to a reader who needs one.

Mara Kade sells five years of her life to Mercer Compound — and becomes the hand that…
Ebook $5.99 — Buy Direct
The Audit has come to Mercer Compound, and somewhere inside it sits the true ledger —…
Ebook $5.99 — Buy Direct
A celebration of brains that zig when the world zags — and a reminder that different was…
Ebook $5.99 — Buy Direct
How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse — thirteen chapters of the real craft: water, food,…
Ebook $3.99 — Buy Direct
A new Vault tale, unwrapped on Halloween night.
Coming Oct 31
The promise was the point. The keeping of it is the horror. Arrives Halloween night.
Coming Oct 31
The novel and its graphic-novel twin, harvested together on Halloween night.
Coming Oct 31
Seven nights of adult horror stories, Oct 25–31 — free to watch on our YouTube…
Coming Oct 31


Festive little page-keepers that fold over the page and hold on magnetically — no…
Buy — $9.99
Clear acrylic ornaments shaped like a tiny stack of books — the tree decoration a…
Buy — $11.99
Rough little touch stickers for desks and phone backs — rub them back to calm.
Buy — $7.99

A build-it-yourself wooden Christmas cabin that lives between your books — touch-switch…
Buy — $29.99The midnight workshop
The async virtual assistant service for indie authors. Send it tonight. It’s done by morning.
The “Published in 24 Hours” self-publishing kit (PDF + EPUB, accessible formatting). 14 chapters: the publisher mindset for neurodivergent authors, 50 copy-paste prompts that teach an AI assistant to do the publishing grunt work, formatting that passes every store’s checks, covers that don’t scream self-published, descriptions and author bios that sell, ISBNs/copyright/taxes in plain English, going wide beyond Amazon, print-on-demand basics, the 24-hour launch checklist, ARC teams and honest reviews, and when to hand it off to the done-for-you service. Do it yourself, with the system.
$39 one-time
One task, done for you: your manuscript becomes a clean, store-ready ebook interior (EPUB + PDF), with one revision round included. Weight-scaled pricing, stated up front: Standard $99 (text-only manuscript up to 80,000 words); Long $149 (80,000–120,000 words); Illustrated from $199 (children’s books, cookbooks, workbooks — anything with images, custom quote); Rush +$50 for under-24-hour turnaround instead of the standard queue. Heavier builds cost more — that’s the rule.
from $99 one-time
Your own blue gremlin, on retainer. Up to ~12 hours of async work per month: formatting fixes, uploads, newsletter drafts, ARC follow-ups, launch checklists, research. 24-hour turnaround on every task. No calls, no meetings — everything in writing. Month-to-month, cancel anytime; unused hours don’t roll over.
$249/month
Contact the workshop: meekduke07@gmail.com
The Workshop · Works in Progress
Projects in progress, not yet on any shelf — still on the bench, still being built.
On the bench now — the first five tales:
On the bench now — a burnt-out bear, a believer in a good suit, and the dead who won’t leave them alone. Edition One: The Man Who Was Already Waiting.
In ProgressContact
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MeekDuke Manor • The Catalog
Everything we publish, on one tidy list — 26 books, 5 box sets, 6 coloring & activity books, and every piece of merch in the Manor Shop. Grouped by shelf, with the same links as the rooms they live in.
Free books, no catch — the same shelf as the Pantry, listed here so nothing free hides. (The Pantry’s books are also in paperback in their home rooms.) Visit the room →
Wally the Werewolf Learns PatienceIn the room
The 1099, TranslatedIn the room
Executive DysfunctionIn the room
Wally Coloring BookIn the room
Where to Get HelpIn the room
MeekDuke 2027 Wall CalendarIn the room
Baby BoogerIn the room
Alice’s Adventures in WonderlandFREE Get free — Ko-fi
The Wonderful Wizard of OzIn the room
The Velveteen RabbitIn the roomStorybooks 0–8, the bedtime tales, the box set, and every accessibility edition — audiobooks, captioned read-alouds, learning PDFs, and complete sets. Visit the room →
Wally the Werewolf Learns PatienceFREEGet free — Ko-fi · Get free — itch.io · Get free — Payhip
Baby Booger$5.99Buy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback $9.80 — Lulu
Karson Speaks Loud$5.99 digital · $11.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
Frankie, Piece by Piece$5.99 digital · $11.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
Victor Needs the Dark$5.99 digital · $11.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
What Sticks to Cling$5.99 digital · $11.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
Milo Unwraps$5.99 digital · $10.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
The Counselor Is In$5.99 digital · $10.99 printDigital — itch.io · Print — Lulu
Both Sides of Principal Jekyl$5.99 digital · $10.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Print — Lulu
Storybook Box Set — Books 0–8$29.99 digital · $27.99 printPrint box set — Lulu · Digital — Ko-fi shop
Blackthorne Bedtime Tales$5.99Buy — Ko-fi · Buy — itch.io · Buy — Payhip
Frankie, Piece by Piece — Audiobook$5.99Buy — itch.io
Frankie, Piece by Piece — Captioned Read-Aloud Video$5.99Buy — itch.io
Frankie, Piece by Piece — Learning PDFs Bundle$9.99Buy — itch.io
Frankie, Piece by Piece — Complete Set$17.99Buy — itch.io
Karson Speaks Loud — Audiobook$5.99Buy — itch.io
Karson Speaks Loud — Captioned Read-Aloud Video$5.99Buy — itch.io
Karson Speaks Loud — Learning PDFs Bundle$9.99Buy — itch.io
Karson Speaks Loud — Complete Set$17.99Buy — itch.io
Victor Needs the Dark — Audiobook$5.99Buy — itch.io
Victor Needs the Dark — Captioned Read-Aloud Video$5.99Buy — itch.io
Victor Needs the Dark — Learning PDFs Bundle$9.99Buy — itch.io
Victor Needs the Dark — Complete Set: Audio + Video + Learning PDFs$17.99Buy — itch.ioThe great old stories, rebuilt in the SeeMore Format for readers who zig. Visit the room →
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland$19.99 printBuy Direct — $19.99
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz$18.99 printBuy Direct — $18.99
The Velveteen Rabbit$16.99 printBuy Direct — $16.99
Children’s Classics — Books 1–3 Box Set$29.99 printBuy Direct — $29.99
The Secret Garden (Abridged)$5.99 digital · $14.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
Anne of Green Gables (Abridged)$5.99 digital · $17.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
Peter Pan (Abridged)$5.99 digital · $17.99 printBuy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
Middle-Grade Classics Box Set$9.99 box setBuy — Ko-fi · Buy — itch.io · Buy — Payhip
Treasure Island$5.99Buy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
Jekyll & Hyde$5.99Buy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
The Call of the Wild$5.99Buy Direct — $5.99 · Paperback — Lulu
Junior-High Classics Box Set$9.99 box setBuy — itch.io · Buy — Ko-fi · Buy — PayhipPlain-words guides, the jokebooks, and the free Decoder tool. Visit the room →
Adult horror lives here and only here, behind the Vault’s 18+ door — so these entries open the Vault room instead of a checkout. Visit the room →
STAY FROSTYEbook $3.99 · Paperback $12.99 · by Timothy LaDukeOpen the room →
Signed$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperbackOpen the room →
Sealed$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperbackOpen the room →
Suffering$5.99 ebook · $14.99 paperbackOpen the room →
100 Horror Prompts: October Edition$3.00Open the room →
BELLAMY: Dispatches from the Hum$5.00Open the room →
Before They Were Safe AschenputtelComing soon
Before They Were Safe Sun, Moon, and TaliaComing soon
Before the TideComing soonAdult coloring books (dense and intricate), activity packs, journals and planners. Visit the room →
The Vault$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperbackPDF download $5.99 — Buy Direct · Paperback $15.99 — Buy Direct
Tattoo Flash$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperbackPDF download $5.99 — Buy Direct · Paperback $15.99 — Buy Direct
After the Fall$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperbackPDF download $5.99 — Buy Direct · Paperback $15.99 — Buy Direct
100 Tabs Open$5.99 PDF · $15.99 paperbackPDF download $5.99 — Buy Direct · Paperback $15.99 — Buy Direct
Halloween Coloring + Activity Pack$9.99Buy on itch.io
Blackthorne Halloween Party Pack$7.99Buy — Ko-fi · Buy — itch.io
MeekDuke Adult Coloring & Activity Book$11.03 printBuy print — Lulu
My To-Do List Has a To-Do List — JournalPrice on ZazzleBuy the journal — Zazzle
The ADHD Daily Planner — JournalPrice on ZazzleBuy the planner — Zazzle
Dopamine Menu — JournalPrice on ZazzleBuy the journal — ZazzleLearn-Your-Way bundles, the classroom site-license kit, and the 2027 calendars. Visit the room →
Karson — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Frankie — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Victor — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Cling — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Milo — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Miss Itty Bitty — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Principal Jekyl — Learn-Your-Way Bundle$11.99Browse bundles — Ko-fi
Complete Childcare Site-License Kit$84.99Buy — Ko-fi · Buy — Payhip · Buy — itch.io
Black Thorn Academy 2027 Wall Calendar$14.99Buy — Lulu
ADHD Desk 2027Coming soon
Built Different 2027Coming soon
Dark Academia Horror 2027Coming soon
Raccoon 2027Coming soon
Gremlin’s Treehouse 2027Coming soon
The Ink DetectiveComing soon
The Blackthorne VanishingComing soon
The Thirteenth MonthComing soon
Tattooed and Beautiful 2027Coming soon
2027 Wilderness Wolf King Wall Calendar$16.99Buy Direct — $16.99
2027 Halloween Cat Wall Calendar$11.99Buy Direct — $11.99All merch lives in one room: the Manor Shop. The hoodies are listed here with their own links; every other shelf is one tap through. Visit the room →
Emotional Support Hoodie$39.99Buy — Bonfire
Dopamine Dealer Hoodie$39.99Buy — Bonfire
Do Not Perceive Me Hoodie$39.99Buy — Bonfire
Executive Dysfunction Meeting Hoodie$39.99Buy — Bonfire
Out of Spoons Hoodie$39.99Buy — BonfireBook formatting and production help for indie authors — async, in writing, overnight. Visit the room →